Friday 5 March 2010

Adolf Hitler and a fake Italian accent

Adolf Hitler was giving me, my sister and her husband a tour of his house in the Hamptons.

He was wearing big designer sunglasses and was drinking iced tea out of a mason jar.

I was using a fake Italian accent so that Hitler wouldn't know my real identity, which --for some reason -- would spell certain doom.

Weird.

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